Watching the Jonas Brothers for the first time. I had an assignment that asked whether the Jonas Brothers would be the mega stars they are without the Disney marketing machine. Based on research, I answered no and had to support my position with rationale and logic. So, here I am watching a Jonas Brothers’ docu-concert and I am pleased with my acuity. Trust that gut! It ain’t always gas.
Hey, don’t get me wrong, I fully support clean, wholesome entertainment for tweens and frankly, anyone. That being said, the question begs to be asked, “Do you think Disney could make me a mega-star? If the traditional route fails (a little thing called talent), they could pay a couple thousand people to show up at my concert and pretend they are having the biggest orgasm of their life. Don’t get me wrong, it is conceivable that all those screaming females showed up of their own volition without reciprocity. I was smitten once and had a crush on a certain boy band. In fact one member I never forgave for marrying “that” woman; and then he married someone with a handicap whom he later divorced and had to pay a lot money. And now he is old. Serves him right! Forgive me Jesus, but LORD You know. Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Sorry, I digressed. I’m back. The Disney execs would never do anything that would make Walt haunt them. So Disney marketeers, ready for the next superstar? Call me. Email me. Stop by the house the next time you are in town. You can even send one of the company planes for me. I am rest to go!
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